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Fig Newton Controversy Awaits Trial


LOS ANGELES-Forensic investigators (right) search a house for evidence after a reliable source reported that a middle-aged man allegedly consumed an entire Fig Newton and “actually enjoyed it”.

The criminal’s name will be kept private for obvious safety reasons and there is no word, yet, regarding how much time passed before his stomach was pumped. This is only the second Fig Newton related case confirmed in the United States within the last year. Read the full story

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A Vision for Establishing Free Vocational Schools Across the Country


My name is Charles Wang. And I am writing to you about a successful program and service that my friend and I have created: we built a non-profit, vocational, training center to teach practical skills to the homeless people that are so prevalent in our community. Many of these people have just been released from the prison. They cannot find jobs and quickly find themselves without dignity, purpose, and means to survive. It is my unfortunate experience to see many of these young men (and yes, women) – full of potentials – quickly back in prison again. Read the full story

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