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You Know What’s Great About Being a Hipster? (comic)


We all hate hipsters, it’s universal. Even hipsters themselves hate the term as much as they despise being one, which is odd, since it isn’t yet “cool” to be a hipster, so you’d think they’d love it.

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It’s all pre-cool, meta-cool and any other filler terms I can think of to put here to make this seem like an actual entry, and not just a graphical post. Read the full story

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Egyptian President Says He is “Too Cool for School”


Egypt’s young people are outraged following President Mohammed Morsi’s announcement that he is “Too cool for school.”

Morsi reportedly made the declaration before a crowd of fifth graders during a school visit in the Cairo suburbs meant to promote Egypt’s new constitution.

As the students reeled in surprise, the president proceeded to don a sombrero and dance out of the building while waving the peace sign. Read the full story

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Obama White House Loosens Up — Starts Gangsta Fridays


Washington DC (GlossyNews) — In a knee-jerk reaction to the accusation by Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) that the Obama Presidency was a “Gangster Government,” President Obama has decided to call her bluff and issue an executive order to his staff that makes every Friday Gangsta Friday, with appropriate dress required. One requirement, according to the Executive order, is that everyone, and that means everyone, must wear baggy pants, and ‘the lower the better.” It goes on to say, “I know this might be seen as highly offensive to the tight-ass tea baggers and white devil whores, but really, they can kiss our asses, so let’s at least give them a clear landing area.” Read the full story

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