Posted on 25 March 2011. Tags: chocolate, Fortune 500, Hershey, labor, labor dispute, Nestle, union labor, Willy Wonka
Shares of Wonka Foods International, the silent parent company of both Hershey and Nestle, opened sharply lower today as disturbing news reached Wall Street. It appears anti-collective bargaining legislation recently introduced in Wisconsin has spawned a backlash that now threatens the Wonka candy empire. Read the full story
Posted in Biz News
Posted on 09 December 2009. Tags: chocolate, dark, hersheys, kids, milk, racism
I’m not a racist and I know that because I don’t know what racism is. I have friends who run, friends who don’t run, and friends who don’t even appreciate running. That’s about the extent of my understanding of “the race” thing. You can imagine my surprise when I asked where my “chocolate face” friend was, and everybody around me looked all aghasty-like. Read the full story
Posted in Society
Posted on 31 July 2009. Tags: apocalypse, chocolate, cocoa, cult, Divine Dove, melt, refrigeration
Doomsday cults are big business these days. The Death by Chocolate Cult sadly disbanded.
Phoenix, AZ – It was announced today that the doomsday cult calling itself Death by Chocolate has called it quits due to the fact that their original mission to eat themselves to death with chocolate has not quite gone as planned. Read the full story
Posted in Religionism
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