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		<title>FBI says Weather Forcaster is Passing Drug Code</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 11:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO —BobZaguy A local Chicago weather forecaster was arrested by the FBI Drug Unit during WFMT&#8217;s Friday 10:00 AM local news broadcast. The charge was transmitting drug messages over the public air waves, a federal crime punishable by 5 to 10 years in prison. WFMT, an FM station, is the classical music station for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chicago&#8217;s Famous Wrigley Outsources Its Mints to Canada &#8211; The Horror!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGOLAND, Illinois (GlossyNews) &#8211; The horror! The horror! This is a quote from Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, the short story that inspired the movie Apocalypse Now. It is also a quote on the tongues of many Chicagoans when they found that their Life Saver mints, a product staple of the eternal Wrigley Company, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study Reveals Jobless Feel Frustrated</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) &#8212; Delores Delgado, Under Assistant Secretary for the Obvious today held a joint news conference with NIH director Dr. Gary Carey, to announce results of a five year research project many found alarming and disturbing. Per the $180 Million study, it appears that people don’t enjoy being without jobs, and are highly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Forensic Guy Not a &#8216;Miracle Worker&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicago, IL &#8211; For the third time in as many days, Chicago Police Department forensic analyst Ted Hatcher confessed to being unable to magically extract high definition pictures from damaged, out-of-focus, and low resolution images.   Hatcher&#8217;s failure was met with disbelief and disappointment by police detectives and crime scene investigators standing around him in his unreasonably dark forensics [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Detroit Dismantled And Moved To Chicago</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is left of the city of Detroit was dismantled and shipped to Illinois this week. The Motor City, long beset by declines in the automotive industry and general economy, has given up the ghost as a separate city entity and will be rebuilt as a new suburb of Chicago called &#8216;Floyd&#8217;. The once proud [...]]]></description>
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