Hollywood, CA (Glossy News) – So, what can make a Hollywood starlet run away like a scared rabbit? How about a vicious little insect that can devour a thousand times its weight in silicone material a day.

Entomologists from around the country have converged on Los Angeles this week in a search for the rare and elusive Formosan Silicone Termite. First discovered in 1958 during a renovation of an old home in Burbank, the species has spread to other areas of California causing untold damages to property and to several hundred unsuspecting individuals like Doris Frey. Read the full story

Addressing a press conference at his corporate headquarters in California’s Silicone Valley, Steve Jobs, the company founder of Crapple, announced today that they has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

This is further being considered a major social breakthrough due the fact whingeing women are forever complaining about men staring at their boobs and yet never listening to them. Read the full story