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Posted in Science & Technologizzy Technology

Nano-Chip Brain Implant Allows Users to Instantly Speak Foreign Language

 Author: P. Beckert  Published Date: April 1, 2011  20 Comments on Nano-Chip Brain Implant Allows Users to Instantly Speak Foreign Language

The first-ever nano-chip language translators are rolling off the assembly line and into cosmetic surgeons’ offices quicker than you can say “Se Habla Espanol?” No longer will it be necessary for those wishing to learn a second or even third…

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