HELL (GlossyNews) — Word comes via famed psychic John Edwards, that legendary sports icon George Steinbrenner has not gone ‘gentle into that good night.’ Other sources confirm Edwards’ assertions. The former Yankees owner has discharged Satan from any further managerial duties of Hell, LLC. Read the full story

Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez.

This guy claiming to be the Devil phones and asks that we interview him.

Turns out Satan doesn’t look a bit like I imagined. He’s kinda hot really. He looks like George Clooney sort of. So we’re having dinner with Satan, and this is what he says.

“Everybody is focused on the Gulf Coast oil thing, and I understand that. Trust me. I understand you humans. But I got storm damage here on this Guatemala thing; I want justice. Tropical storm Agatha blew a hole in my roof.” Read the full story