Posted on 11 September 2010. Tags: advertising, automobile, corvette, engine emissions, gratification, nocturnal emissions, sexy
Detroit, MI – GlossyNews.com – A worldwide recall for Corvette and Hummer vehicles has been officially announced, ending weeks of speculation by industry insiders and automotive experts. The recall addresses certain models that have been plagued, as Chairman Delany Forbes put it, ‘with levels of emissions that don’t meet federal standards, specifically nocturnal.’ The recall was announced by senior company executives and released to the automobile industry press today. Read the full story
Posted in Biz News, Technology
Posted on 21 March 2010. Tags: automobile, david banner, hero, Human Interest, incredible hulk, kansas, strength, superhuman
SHAWNEE, KS (GlossyNews) — A Kansas mother is praising neighbor Nick Harris as “Superman” after her six-year-old daughter described how Harris found the strength to lift a car off her. The girl escaped with minor injuries after she was pinned under the vehicle. Read the full story
Posted in Kidz Zone, Strange People
Posted on 02 February 2010. Tags: automobile, Chevrolet, Environment, general motors, global warming, green, renewable
Detroit, Mich. (GlossyNews): General Motors Corporation announced today the release of a line of high-tech vehicles designed to meet the demands of environmentally conscious consumers, as well as the new federal green-technologies regulations. According to a company spokesman, “The new biodegradable car, made entirely of remaindered Crocs, will return GM to international prominence as a leader in innovative automobile technologies, and position the company for increased market share in both the international and domestic markets.” Read the full story
Posted in Technology
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