North Carolina Outlaws Free Thought

A new bill was introduced today in the North Carolina senate to outlaw the human thought process. This bill was in response to the recent “Moral Monday” protests that have caused havoc in the state house.

With the recent changes that have occurred in which party is controlling the North Carolina house, senate, and governors mansion (really a double wide), the Republican party has sought to pass laws that they were unable to get past the reasonable minds in the past majorities.

This free for all has led to many questionable bills becoming law which represent ideology of decades past. The voters of the state are not happy with this situation and have designated the official protest day of “Moral Monday” to come to the capitol and express their outrage and to also show off their fancy new duds.

As with any group who can not justify their actions, the Republican party leaders have decided to just outlaw the ability of citizens to think on their own. Removing what would be a normal process is designed to increase the odds that their abnormal process can proceed with little fanfare or resistance.

Several amendments were also introduced to the bill which would limit the amount of oxygen and food that anyone who does not align with their view was legally allowed to consume. This amendment passed strictly along party lines.

The ACLU, NAACP, and groups representing those who still have a brain wave have pledged to challenge this law in court. Contributions for this effort are being accepted at the new web site, WWW.RUSerious.COM, which despite recent IRS problems is designated as tax exempt.