Woman Delivers World’s Fattest Triplets In Miracle Birth, NFL Promises Signing Bonus

Sacramento, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A California woman may have broken a world record when she gave birth a set of triplets who weighed more than 30 pounds each.

Bertha Krebs gave birth to triplet boys last Thursday in Sacramento, California Each of the triplet boys weighed more than 30 pounds each which surpasses a birth weight record recorded in Dorking, England in 1984 where a woman gave birth to a baby weighing 27 pounds.

PHOTO INSERT: Baby number two…’Little’ Michael Moore Krebs… Shown as Dr. Hodges pulled him from his mother’s womb this past week in Sacramento, California. All three babies are doing well and seem to love their special diet of banana cream pie and potted meat.

In 2001, North Carolina a baby named Honey Boo Boo tipped the scale at 21 pounds, 11 ounces, according to the Guinness Book of World Records. Guiness Book is looking into this case to verify if it breaks the world record.

The Kreb’s newborns were immediately placed in custom made titanium incubators and were given pureed bacon and cheese grits.

Krebs said she wanted to have a healthy pregnancy…but she still ate 16,000 calories each day.

“We are really excited,” said Dr. Gilbert Hodges of Sacramento Memorial Hospital. “A couple of years ago, we started a program called The Big Spanking Babies Program. This was to help mother’s with multiple gestations in an effort to make their transition through the pregnancy and afterward as smooth as humanly possible. And she is one of our best graduates.”

Hodges compared the babies’ weight to that of a NFL linebacker. Hodges remarked that the newborns remind him of the Dallas Cowboys since they cry alot and seem to have a load in their diapers when it comes to running the ball.

Miracuously, Krebs (a registered nurse) said she’s already lost 90 pounds since the babies were born. A spokesman for the NFL Player’s League promises to help the tots secure a contract with an NFL team once they reach the age of 8 years old.

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