A woman was removed from protest group Occupy after fellow member found out that she used commercial sanitary products.
Mary Chambers was dishonorably dismissed from the group following an incident were her bag fell open and the contents fell to the ground including female sanitary products.
Eyewitnesses said that a tampon rolled across the floor to the outrage of onlookers.
“I saw her bend over really quickly to pick it up and hide it under her jacket. I was just so, so, shocked” Said Harriet from New England.
“I mean it is totally disloyal to the reasons why we are here, she tried to deny it but we all saw and circled in around her.”
There is some disagreement as to what happened next but it resulted in Ms Chambers being removed from the group meeting in New York.
“I am so angry, this goes against everything we stand for. She is using the tools of the fat cats to catch her menstruation. It’s like she is literally being fucked by capitalism every 28 days.” Said, outspoken, Sara from New York.
She continued: “We have evidence that shows that those tampons were made in sweatshops in Indonesia and China using child labor.”
“She has completely dishonored the sisterhood here in the Occupy group, she should be ashamed of herself for using the products of an unjust capitalist system for her own convenience.”
Ms Chambers was unavailable for comment.
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