Alaska is the land of pristine beauty, untouched by humankind, except for those dirty Russians, Sarah Palin, Exxon-Mobil, and the random arctic hillbilly hiding out from the federal government. But there are plenty of reasons to live here, and rather than tell you what they are, we’re just going to provide a photograph and call that good enough.
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EDITOR’S NOTE: This article is inspired by the continued lack of actual content provided by the only satire site running online longer than us. Apparently they think their readers are in perpetual comatose states, or they wouldn’t think these things count as satire… hey, if they can make a mint by being total hacks, maybe we can too… click on an ad and prove to us how much money we can make by offering virtually nothing.