ST LOUIS CEMETERY #1, New Orleans (GlossyNews) — While on a lecture tour in New Orleans, Sarah Palin slipped away form her entourage and secretly visited a voodoo shop in the French Quarter. The owner already had the Tina Fey voodoo Doll ready for her.
The VP candidate wasted no time and immediately went at it with a pliers, brightly colored clown make-up, barber clippers and a corkscrew shaped tampon.
Reports from Hollywood say Ms. Fey has been showing up at the set of ’30’s Rock’ looking frazzled wearing a combination of Goth and the worst of 60’s psychedelic makeup on and a Britney Spears meltdown haircut. It has also been noted that her breasts seem deflated and her butt bigger. All in all, she has been looking more and more like Oprah on a bad hair day.
During her most recent portrayal of the Alaskan Governor on Saturday Night Live it was noted that Fey would often walk out on stage fully nude and say the dialog totally in Swahili. Her head would then spin around like Linda Blair in ‘The Exorcist’.
Doctors are concerned about her well being, but Saturday Night script writers are insisting that her actions are just a part of the skits.