Dumb-talking Girl Deemed Sufficiently Cute (comic)

We’ve all been to that party. There’s a girl there, maybe she’s drunk or just otherwise an idiot, and you just listen and listen as she prattles on about who-cares-what, because there’s that outside chance you can plant a kiss on her.

Well this comic is all about that.

You found an adorable little party-monkey, you don’t care that she’s spouting off random whatever about, let’s be honest, less important whatever stuffs… but you just let her talk and talk and talk. Yeah baby, that’s super interesting.

How I met my wife. We’re quite happy*.


* Not actually married. Long story.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

1 thought on “Dumb-talking Girl Deemed Sufficiently Cute (comic)

  1. I bet she uses lol and jk in real life too.

    That was difficult to read. I kept reading the first line of the second frame over and over before I moved on and got the joke. I should go get some fresh air now.

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