ANANAPOLIS, Maryland (GlossyNews) — What started out as a simple educational outing for a group of sight impaired lesbians from the local Helen Keller Institute for the Blind, ended up with almost all of the women being herded into paddy wagons for a noisy ride to the city jail.
Tail ‘n Fin fish market manager, Bill Leopold had this to say, “Man! It was getting real ugly! Those poor women must have been locked up way too long before they brought them here. The seafood smell just got to ’em I guess. They just went plain crazy!”
Police too were dismayed that the tour operator and bus custodian had the poor judgement to make a stop at the Tail ‘n Fin to pick up some personal seafood items and yet, allowed their wards to leave the bus and follow them inside.
Another eyewitness added, “I was standing over there and I hear this tap-tap-tapping as one lesbian lead the other walking right behind the driver. All of a sudden they go bonkers and start poking everything with their canes! I called the cops!”
Police responded quickly, but had to call for back up once they realized there were more than a score of frustrated blind lesbians inside the crowded fish market. All were charged with disorderly conduct and released on bond.