High School Senior 2 Gay 2 B Remembered

Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez.

Sex is a private matter, except for performance artists employed in the adult entertainment sector, who are generally really nice people.

Except for Diane; she was a real bitch.

Oh, I know Hermana; I hated her too!

But sex is private matter and nobody else’s business. Stupid on the other hand, that is everybody’s business. Glossy News has learned that up in Arkassippi or somewhere, a girl is suing her hillbilly high school because her tuxedo picture didn’t make it into the yearbook. Gringos have been known to do some stupid things, but this just about whacks the piñata.

First, you are a lesbian and we all get that. Well, there is no uniform for lesbians. You don’t have to wear a tuxedo in your hillbilly high school yearbook to maintain your lesbian status. Just wear the nice little dress, graduate with honors and get the hell out of Arkassippi as fast as possible.

Second, what exactly is the loss you have suffered because Hooterville High School left you out of the yearbook? Has that thing hit the top of the Amazon best seller list when I wasn’t looking? High school yearbooks are a racket any way. It’s a lot of money to pay for a book mostly filled with pictures of people you don’t like.

Even if you win your suit lawsuit, what do you really win? Get some cash from a school district so poor they probably make kids chip in gas money for the school bus.

Hermana, you’re missing the main point. That was a mean thing to do; not even her name was in the yearbook. I don’t even understand why they couldn’t compromise on the picture. Have hillbillies never heard of Photoshop? They could’ve just stuck her face on another girl’s body. She should be used to that by now, right?

Consuela Lopez, I am ashamed of you! That was a tasteless, insensitive thing to say about lesbians! Good one though.

Author: Liberties-Taken

I write gags for Glossy News when an idea pops into my pumpkin sized head. Don't make a big deal out of it, OK? I contribute to my local food pantry and you should too.

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