States Secede From US – Create New Country

POINT BARROW, Alaska (GlossyNews) — A new political entity was born today as all states west of the Mississippi seceded from the Union and created their own nation called The League of States That Remembers What Reality Is.

Fed up with decades of following a government that only recognized the needs and interests of those within a 200 mile radius of Washington, the League (hereafter referred to as the LSTRWRI so that I don’t go over my word limit) made Barrow, Alaska its capital and named Sarah Palin its Queen because of her independent style and because she is a babe. Unfortunately, when they realized that Ms. Palin had little idea what reality is, nominated Ron Paul as its first Czar instead.

The first order of business for the new land was declaring Washington part of the Axis of Evil and digging trenches and gun emplacements on the west side of the Mississippi. There was an attempt to draw the Southern States in as well, but they were hesitant, remembering what had happened the last time.

Hawaii refused to go along with the new situation and was blown out of the water as the first military exercise of the new country.

Inauguration and independence ceremonies will be held as soon as a currency is made up to pay for it all.

Author: rfreed

I was born and I died. Being a disembodied entity makes it very cheap for me to get by. Not having to worry about eating or having a place to live gives me a lot of freedom to squander my time writing occasionally funny articles. See more almost funny stuff at http://inyear252509.wordpress.com/

6 thoughts on “States Secede From US – Create New Country

  1. please tell me California was blown up. Not San Diego though, San Diego doesn’t suck….well most of california is okay except LA and San Fran. Did those cities sink into the ocean?

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