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Ask Hank: Another Greek Tragedy

   Published Date: November 8, 2009  1 Comment on Ask Hank: Another Greek Tragedy

Hey Hank,

Sometimes it feels like everything around me is going wrong, like my family hates me, like I’ll never get married, and like I’ll never have kids or become a real man. Can you suggest what drink would go best with my sorrow?

Respect,

-Suffering in Sacremende

Dear Suffering,

Hemlock.

-Hank

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1 thought on “Ask Hank: Another Greek Tragedy”

  1. Dear Hank,
    All due respect, but I think you missed your calling. You could be, hands down, the world’s most sought-out bartender.

    I would have gone for a more modern Greek drink, Ouzo on the Rocks. Which I find helps me out with these very same symptoms. Time and again.
    But you went right for the perfect-ending drink, hemlock. Damn, man, that’s brilliance in bartending.

    Thanks again. Bobz

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