Kind of a hard thing to boycott, an act of nature such as that. I guess you can bury your head in the sand and just pretend it didn’t happen, but why would you? A question only a hipster could answer.
I boycott tampons. I don’t use them and I refuse to buy them. They’ll get none of my money… but a solar eclipse? What’s not to like about that? What’s even to debate about that? It either happens or it doesn’t, and it kind of does, boycott or no.
Well maybe we have something to learn from hipsters… then again, maybe not.
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Aw snap! Yep, it’s true. If it’s not obscure enought, it’s not good enough for hipsters. True, true.