Science, especially sub-particle acceleration, is not one of President Obama’s strong points, and coupled with a familiar slang term often used on inner city streets, it wasn’t long before a public speaking engagement would go wrong and embarrass the Administration.
Just this past week, the politically beleaguered US President spoke before a large audience at the International Science Center, making what appeared to be an educated political statement about science and the new International CERN Particle Accelerator in Switzerland.
As President, and as he often does in front of a crowd, Obama gave his opinion as a source of scientific fact, adding to the long list of his know-it-all expertise on all subjects. Known simply as political ‘spinning,’ this was evident as he addressed the international gathering of the world’s top nuclear physicists.
Obama breached the subject of the supposed world-wide dangers posed by the start of the world’s largest particle accelerator, the CERN Collider. In a carefully worded statement read from his ever present teleprompter, the President admonished the perplexed scientists with this statement…
“I am shocked, and yes, the world is shocked, that modern science would stoop so low as to invent a machine that will produce more Black Ho’s! We can be sure that most of you seated here were misguided and mislead by George Bush, the Tea Party, FOX news, Sarah Palin, and those other nasty Republicans who were at the root of this racist evil!”
After his words were translated, a rippling tither of laughter spread quickly through the crowd as Obama stood there looking rather stunned by the reaction to his speech. His aides immediately rushed on stage to help with the President’s misalignment of proper scientific knowledge, by explaining the President was a little confused by earlier reports from dissenting scientists who believed the accelerator’s particles could cause ‘black holes’ in the Earth, not black ho’s.
According to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, “of course the President certainly didn’t believe a machine could possibly produce a black whore, it was just a joke. He was only kidding those guys. Besides, we were using a teleprompter on loan from the Chinese embassy!”
After learning of the Presiden’t statement, the Nobel Peace Committee in Stockholm Sweden has decided to take its regular Peace Prize award back, and issue a special Nobel Moron Award to Obama for his totally off-base statement.
Sources say radio shock-jock Howard Stern is eager for Obama to visit his Sirius radio talk show for an interview concerning this issue.