Alleged philanderer David Letterman has recently found himself at the losing end of an extortion/cover-up of his extra-extra-extra marital affairs having taken place between himself and an undisclosed, but presumably impressive, number of his female staff members.
Letterman chose to outsmart his own stupidity by wisely making public the foolish brilliance of this sagely foolhardy plan.
Presented here are the top ten things David Letterman considered before he finally called the police to report the extortion:
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Article co-written by Bob van der Valk and Brian K. White.