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Messing Around with Songs: “Liberty is Not a Dinner Party” (NSFW Rock Anthem)

Messing Around with Songs: “Liberty is Not a Dinner Party” (NSFW Rock Anthem)

I am a better satirist, or even a poet, than a lyricist…

As such.

I had a lot of fun with some friends, though.

Messing around with these lyrics.

See if you can work out a tune to hum to yourself!

Or better still…

Scream that shit, dawg!

Scream it the FUCK out!

***

 

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Liberty is not a dinner party!

 

This is the generation of defiance

This is the open corridor of hate

Hate and love, we wield them at our leisure

In and out, the masters of our fate

 

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Chairman Mao said

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Jefferson roared

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Bores floored

Liberty is not a dinner party!

 

Nazis to the Gulags, little slaphead

Oh and sorry chopper, we stoned you like harami

Tankies to the gallows, little Trot Boy

Sorry idiot, he’s now useful like salami

NOOOOO

 

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Johnny Mill wrote

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Robespierre, Quote!

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Take the danger road

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Shed ten feathers’ blood

Everybody’s got their rights, so fuck a pig!

NO NO

Everybody’s free so turn up at Commons on a comedown

HO HO

VIP pedo rings, fuckin’ game is rigged

CAREFUL BRO

STFU plebs, now cram this Tory Dick…

Down yer throat.

 

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Fuck the Clintons

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Fuck the Bushes

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Hang Tony’s arse, aye!

Liberty is not a dinner party!

Moderate choppers, die!

 

[WOMAN FOLK VOICES]

Hamas, Tories, BNP, plagues upon society

Tankies, Trots and Tory wankers

Blairites with their Cayman Bankers

Paddy Ashdown, ISIS choppers

Sarko, Hollande, bent Parisian coppers

Little Czars and Little Buddhas

Modi, Trump, and Brickface Putins

Hollywood Lamas and Pretentious Buddho-Marxist Juntaramas

80s Rough Trade Tories with their fun-size rough-trade arses

Moderate Centrists, humanitarian genocide on their mind

Neofrauds making 2 month infants newly blind

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

 

[BANGIN’ CHOON 4 A FEW MINS]

 

FUCK YOUR LIFE

AND FUCK YOUR MAGGOT’S KINGDOM

IF YOU FUCKERS HAVE A GUN SON

YOU CAN BE SURE YOUR PAID-UP SERFS WILL BRING EM

RAPE ME FLOG ME HANG ME PORN ME

YOUR CIVILITY IS THE INSOLENCE THAT MAKES THE WORLD TURN ON ITS MERRY AXIS

FUCK YOUR KIDS AND FUCK YOUR CONCUBINES

-AND YOUR IDIOT MODERATE SELFIES CLEARING LANDMINES

FUCK YOUR NOBILITY AND YOUR PATRIOTISM

AND YOUR VILE

HUMANITARIAN RAPIANISM

THIS ENTIRE WORLD, YEAH IT’S YOUR FUCKIN’ GLOBAL VILLAGE

GUESS WHO IS THE IDIOT, AND IT SURE AIN’T ME

YEAH THIS WORLD IS YOUR ENTIRE FILTHY GLOBAL VILLAGE

GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE FOR PARASITES TO RAPE AND PILLAGE

THIS NATION IT BELONGS TO YOU, OR SO THEY SAY

BUT THE FREEDOM OF THE INDIVIDUAL, IT YET SHALL BROOD ANOTHER DAY

YOU HAVE A MILLION YEARS OF SMARMING ON THAT JACKET

WE HAVE A MILLION PLUS A DAY

SO THINK AWAY

[INSTRUMENTALS DESCEND INTO GUITAR GOTTERDAMMERUNG AND RANDOM VOICEFUCKERY…]

***

Note:

Regardless of the meme, Peter Gabriel does not endorse this message.

Or this song!

Too bad!

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