I am a better satirist, or even a poet, than a lyricist…
As such.
I had a lot of fun with some friends, though.
Messing around with these lyrics.
See if you can work out a tune to hum to yourself!
Or better still…
Scream that shit, dawg!
Scream it the FUCK out!
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Liberty is not a dinner party!
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Liberty is not a dinner party!
This is the generation of defiance
This is the open corridor of hate
Hate and love, we wield them at our leisure
In and out, the masters of our fate
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Chairman Mao said
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Jefferson roared
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Bores floored
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Nazis to the Gulags, little slaphead
Oh and sorry chopper, we stoned you like harami
Tankies to the gallows, little Trot Boy
Sorry idiot, he’s now useful like salami
NOOOOO
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Johnny Mill wrote
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Robespierre, Quote!
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Take the danger road
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Shed ten feathers’ blood
Everybody’s got their rights, so fuck a pig!
NO NO
Everybody’s free so turn up at Commons on a comedown
HO HO
VIP pedo rings, fuckin’ game is rigged
CAREFUL BRO
STFU plebs, now cram this Tory Dick…
Down yer throat.
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Fuck the Clintons
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Fuck the Bushes
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Hang Tony’s arse, aye!
Liberty is not a dinner party!
Moderate choppers, die!
[WOMAN FOLK VOICES]
Hamas, Tories, BNP, plagues upon society
Tankies, Trots and Tory wankers
Blairites with their Cayman Bankers
Paddy Ashdown, ISIS choppers
Sarko, Hollande, bent Parisian coppers
Little Czars and Little Buddhas
Modi, Trump, and Brickface Putins
Hollywood Lamas and Pretentious Buddho-Marxist Juntaramas
80s Rough Trade Tories with their fun-size rough-trade arses
Moderate Centrists, humanitarian genocide on their mind
Neofrauds making 2 month infants newly blind
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
[BANGIN’ CHOON 4 A FEW MINS]
FUCK YOUR LIFE
AND FUCK YOUR MAGGOT’S KINGDOM
IF YOU FUCKERS HAVE A GUN SON
YOU CAN BE SURE YOUR PAID-UP SERFS WILL BRING EM
RAPE ME FLOG ME HANG ME PORN ME
YOUR CIVILITY IS THE INSOLENCE THAT MAKES THE WORLD TURN ON ITS MERRY AXIS
FUCK YOUR KIDS AND FUCK YOUR CONCUBINES
-AND YOUR IDIOT MODERATE SELFIES CLEARING LANDMINES
FUCK YOUR NOBILITY AND YOUR PATRIOTISM
AND YOUR VILE
HUMANITARIAN RAPIANISM
THIS ENTIRE WORLD, YEAH IT’S YOUR FUCKIN’ GLOBAL VILLAGE
GUESS WHO IS THE IDIOT, AND IT SURE AIN’T ME
YEAH THIS WORLD IS YOUR ENTIRE FILTHY GLOBAL VILLAGE
GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE FOR PARASITES TO RAPE AND PILLAGE
THIS NATION IT BELONGS TO YOU, OR SO THEY SAY
BUT THE FREEDOM OF THE INDIVIDUAL, IT YET SHALL BROOD ANOTHER DAY
YOU HAVE A MILLION YEARS OF SMARMING ON THAT JACKET
WE HAVE A MILLION PLUS A DAY
SO THINK AWAY
[INSTRUMENTALS DESCEND INTO GUITAR GOTTERDAMMERUNG AND RANDOM VOICEFUCKERY…]
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Note:
Regardless of the meme, Peter Gabriel does not endorse this message.
Or this song!
Too bad!