Podcast 006 – 8/31/2015

In the first of my 2nd round of five 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics:

A reminder this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

* I share the true story of how my fiance tried to test my fidelity before agreeing to marry me, and her sneaky, seductive friend Shannon.

* I explain the way Gilligan’s Island was a really messed up show.

* I sweeten the deal for any potential future sponsors making it so cheap you’d have to be crazy not to give it a shot.

* Then there’s the horrible no good very bad phone call. My in-laws have been living with me for a month already and her mother is evil, even by my standards. It’s up to me to find peace.

* I get roasted thanks to the evil geniuses at Reddit.com/r/RoastMe.

* I go in depth looking at how self-driving semis will change the world forever, for the better, and soon at that.

* Church of Brian is back in session with a sermon about what sermons should actually be about. Mine isn’t, it’s too meta for that, but it holds its own. There’s also an important lesson for dogs.

* And I explain why swearing, insults, and bad words in general, are meaningless and you should not even bother yourself with them. Or you can ignore my advice and keep being a friggen retard.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call,” “Cool Intro,” “Funkorama” and “Music for a Funeral – 11” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com.

Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.