Why did the hipster cross the road – Part One (comic)

It’s a question nearly as old as the one about the chicken. Why did the hipster cross the road?

Surely it wasn’t to get a better deal on a pair of pre-worn, faded slacks. Surely it wasn’t because there was a coffee shop on the other side of the road that was less trendy than the one he was already at. So what was the reason?

It turns out there are more questions than answers, when it comes to hipsters. After all, they are an elusive, non-committal bunch.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.