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By Clément Bucco-Lechat (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons
By Unknown – The Director of the Theater of Horror, Slate magazine, 30 May 2013. Attributed to Staatsarchiv Nürnberg., Public Domain, Link