Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (1/2)

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Democrats Offer ‘Manspreading Survivors’ Free Trauma Counselling

Trump SCOTUS Confused as to How to Legally Distinguish Jailbait and Clickbait

Trump Promises to ‘Peacefully Liberate’ Tibet, Xinjiang and Mongolia

Trump Channels WWII Japanese Empire, Promises ‘Greater American Co-Prosperity Sphere’

Ivy League Students Ban Ice-Cream Vans for “Triggering” Lactose-Intolerant Community

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