Yeezus, master of all universes, creator of light and darkness which thrives upon us has blamed and punished the innocent Kanye West for criticizing him in a public ceremony after calling him a “no good, dirty piece of shit” and “a disgrace to hip-hop music, if hip-hop was considered music.”
Yeezuits attending the ceremony had to escort Kanye out of the church building and into his vehicle, a 2014 Kim Sluté.
West’s physician, Dr. Natas, later treated him for his maul behavior, advising that it would be in his best interest to apologize to the prodigious and holy savior, Yeezus, fearing that if he does not comply, the underworld would come for him.
The underworld would then obligate him to perform intercourse with “The Goddess of Plastic” and not to mention, impregnate the “great vagina of unholiest and her sisters from the land of the whores”. Coming to his senses, which is an extremely rare act of Kanye, he agreed that his afterlife doesn’t have to be spent in the bottomless pits of hell with Barack Obama.
The changes made by Kanye did not please Yeezus; they merely pissed him off for attempting to kiss his almighty black ass. The lord and savior punished West by forcing his career to be fully dedicated on rap and hip-hop music; the wannabe trash of the century.
Two months after his sentence, our team was the first to spot Kanye dead at the back alley of the TMZ building, stripped away from his clothing. We have reason to believe that the Jew, Harvey Holocaust Levin, forced Kanye in numerous sexual performances.
All plastic whores across America are mourning for their loss, some of which stated, “who will be the excuse for keeping my baby?”