Twerking, gyrating, Wrecking Ball queen Mile Cyrus announced today that she is secretly a man and will be undergoing a sex-change operation at the end of July.
“I have never felt comfortable as a woman”, Cyrus told reporters. “Guys just seem to have all the fun! Come July I want to be able to pee standing up!”
Cyrus fans expressed shock at the diva’s revelation. “I had no idea she was really a guy!” said 19 year old Fritz Callahan. “I mean, I saw her masturbating on her latest video! I saw her naked on the wrecking ball! I just can’t believe it!”
Cyrus apologized to her fans but says she just has to be what she is.
“I’m a guy”, Cyrus continued. “I want to drink beer and watch the game with the guys. I want to cut myself shaving. I’m sick of putting on makeup and pretending I’m a girl!”
Cyrus says she has already traded in her panties for men’s briefs and boxers and has started taking testosterone supplements.
“All I have to do now is start working out and make myself buff”, she stated.
Meanwhile, ‘retired’ pop star Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on becoming a woman. “Miley and I are going to switch places”, the pop star said.
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This can't be for real, right?
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Rfreed you maybe onto something!