Miley Cyrus Posts Topless Photos

HOLLYWOODLAND, California (GlossyNews) — Tween idol Miley Cyrus has once again shocked and baffled her fans and detractors this morning by allowing even more shocking and revealing pictures to be posted to the internet. Some of the pictures are obviously candid shots while others demonstrate her choice of inappropriate and revealing costumes used in her act.

The most shocking are candid photos revealing the singer topless, which we at Glossy News feel obliged to release unedited for their news value.

WARNING, THESE IMAGES CONVEY SHOCKING CONTENT WHICH IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Miley Cyrus topless in candid shot

Here, an obviously older Cyrus is still trying to appear more mature than her years — an attempt which she seems to pull off. Recent rumors of a Cyrus weight problem seem obviously exaggerated. The star, who is currently on tour, is said to burn hundreds of calories in her vigorous stage performances.

Cyrus as a new, more sensuous, Hanna Montana

Here is the star performing in an extremely revealing costume. Obviously Hanna Montana is “all groweds up”.

Cyrus’ publicist, when asked about the choice of wardrobe said, “I don’t understand, it is nothing you wouldn’t see at the public pool or at a mall, get a life you weirdo.”

Sentiments which, quite honestly, have been directed at Glossy News reporters in the past.

Finally, probably the most controversial photo is this collage of the actress mugging sexual in public and private to include more on-stage antics.

Cyrus in all her glory?

Eventually there will be nothing left to the imagination. At some point, one has to wonder, is Cyrus in the business of selling an image, or just selling images?

Hopefully, 30 years from now, Cyrus won’t still be inundating us with images of an over-the-hill rocker flaunting their aged body trying to stay ‘hip’ just a bit longer.

Author: Reverend Mike

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9 thoughts on “Miley Cyrus Posts Topless Photos

  1. That’s ****** up dude. Like that chubby little tart could hold a candle to me, or hold the candle, whatever…. what kind of a***ole makes up this s***. This is embarrassing being compared to her. She’s fugly to begin with. Talent she has none. All she has to bank on will be gone by the time she’s 25. Oh well.

    Anyway, keep up the good work, scholars. Get off the smack, it will **** up your dope and obviously youre far gone as it is.

    Iggy

  2. I dunno if she looks like the Grinch, or his dog, Max…. I do like the way she parts her hair now, though. I’m thinking of getting some tickets…

  3. Actually, the second photo of Cyrus looks kinda like the Grinch, but in a most sexy and distended tummy way. God that was difficult to write.

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