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Self-Proclaimed Dr. Doolittle Arrested After “Consensual Relationship”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Self-Proclaimed Dr. Doolittle Arrested After “Consensual Relationship”
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US and China in Nylon Trade War, Chocolate May Be Next

WTF?! Click now to find out more! US and China in Nylon Trade War, Chocolate May Be Next
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Whitney Houston Non-Story Dominates Non-News Networks

If you thought there was anything to see here folks, you were mistaken and left to image your wives just a tad darker.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Whitney Houston Non-Story Dominates Non-News Networks
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In Fit of Pique, U. S. to Host Chicago Games in 2016, Boycott Rio

WTF?! Click now to find out more! In Fit of Pique, U. S. to Host Chicago Games in 2016, Boycott Rio
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Tele-Commuter Finds Porn Unavoidable

8-hours work devolves quickly to 6 hours of surfing the net for adult content.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Tele-Commuter Finds Porn Unavoidable
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Dems Whip Dems to Filibuster Dem Legislation

By the time the Democratic proposal hit the floor, Harry Reid had already ensured enough Dems would vote to filibuster their own legislation.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Dems Whip Dems to Filibuster Dem Legislation
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McCain Continues Lambasting Obamacare, Gravity, Having Picked Palin

WTF?! Click now to find out more! McCain Continues Lambasting Obamacare, Gravity, Having Picked Palin
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Strong Weather Predicted in a Place

No update as to exact locale. Details to follow.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Strong Weather Predicted in a Place
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Triple-Negative Grocer Doesn’t Not Have No Bananas

It’s true, or allegedly so. We’ve had trouble verifying the story for semantic as much as practical reasons.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Triple-Negative Grocer Doesn’t Not Have No Bananas