Category: Making Headlines
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    US and China in Nylon Trade War, Chocolate May Be Next
     Author: P. Beckert     Published Date: October 21, 2009        
    
    
    
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    Whitney Houston Non-Story Dominates Non-News Networks
     Author: Brian White     Published Date: October 19, 2009         1 Comment on Whitney Houston Non-Story Dominates Non-News Networks
        
    
    If you thought there was anything to see here folks, you were mistaken and left to image your wives just a tad darker.
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    Tele-Commuter Finds Porn Unavoidable
     Author: Brian White     Published Date: October 2, 2009        
    
    8-hours work devolves quickly to 6 hours of surfing the net for adult content.
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    Dems Whip Dems to Filibuster Dem Legislation
     Author: Brian White     Published Date: September 29, 2009        
    
    By the time the Democratic proposal hit the floor, Harry Reid had already ensured enough Dems would vote to filibuster their own legislation.
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    Strong Weather Predicted in a Place
     Author: Brian White     Published Date: September 21, 2009        
    
    No update as to exact locale. Details to follow.
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    Triple-Negative Grocer Doesn’t Not Have No Bananas
     Author: Brian White     Published Date: September 20, 2009        
    
    It’s true, or allegedly so. We’ve had trouble verifying the story for semantic as much as practical reasons.
