Author: John Francis Raines
John Raines is well recognized as a rather eclectic fellow. He grew up on the coast of Oregon, before moving down to the Central Valley of California, where he quickly realized that he did not wish to be in the Central Valley of California. Upon graduation of high school, he dallied about for a brief while before adamantly making up his mind that he would move to the Californian coast for schooling, and now resides in Santa Cruz. He enjoys nearly all aspects of writing, and is currently working on several novels, and has recently discovered the joys of writing satirical articles. He also has recently begun to act, as he figures this is a close relative to writing, so he would most likely enjoy it. He currently is. He aspires to one day publish his long worked on book, and to hopefully see it turned into a movie(though he accepts this is a statistical improbability). He is over all excited by the prospect of his future, and looks forward to the journey to wherever it is he will end up.
Japan Finally Makes Worse Car Than U.S.
Author: John Francis Raines Published Date: September 21, 2009
TOKYO, JAPAN- Japanese engineers working for Toyota shocked the world today by announcing that they have at long last created a car worse than any car made in the United States. After a bold promise made by Chief Engineer Fukashi…
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Suicide Bomber Sues For Injuries
Author: John Francis Raines Published Date: September 9, 2009 3 Comments on Suicide Bomber Sues For Injuries
WASHINGTON D.C.– Known terrorist Ahmed Aafiya Sadeed has filed a law suit against the United States Government, claiming the White House to be an unsafe work environment. The law suit arose after Ahmed Aafiya Sadeed was injured falling off of…