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CBS to Air New “Sonny” and Cher Show
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: April 6, 2010 1 Comment on CBS to Air New “Sonny” and Cher Show
Carmel, CA (GlossyNews) — In a blast from the past, CBS is planning a new version of the Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour starring recently masculated Chaz Bono as “Sonny.” David Cassidy, who will also co-star on the show, says…
Posted in Celebrity Gossip
The “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Lady” Found Still Laying There
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: April 5, 2010
Emily Fletcher, the lady made famous by the line, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up,“ was found in her dilapidated home after a long and tortuous 20 years of numerous abandoned attempts to make it to the couch. She…
Posted in Biz News
Wal-Mart to Debut Hire-A-Zombie Program
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: January 2, 2010
Wal-Mart, leading the way in innovative ways to cut wages and benefits for American workers, has successfully created a “Hire-a-Zombie” program that is expected to dramatically change the Wal-Mart shopping experience.