Author: John Cooker
Distressed over the state of affairs in Washington, I turned to harp playing in the mode of Little Walter. But since I don't have any talent there, I write to cheer myself and friends up. One result is the satirical book CURE YOUR DEMOCRACY, which I turn to every now and then when I need a Monty Python/Zappa moment.
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Beware of the Partisanship Disease
Author: John Cooker Published Date: September 28, 2012 3 Comments on Beware of the Partisanship Disease
Partisanship is not a figurative expression, but quite real. It is, in fact, an actual chronic disease. If you know someone who has come down with the conservative or liberal version of this infection, take heart: there is a cure!…
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Romney Proposes Leveraged Buyout of California
Author: John Cooker Published Date: August 9, 2012 2 Comments on Romney Proposes Leveraged Buyout of California
ORANGE COUNTY, CA: Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney flipped burgers on a grill at a fundraising luncheon for his campaign in Laguna Beach today, priced at fifty thousand dollars per French fry with burger prices going to the highest bidder over…
EHarmony Threatens Survival of Entire Human Race
Author: John Cooker Published Date: November 13, 2010
The popular dating website has tens of millions of users around the globe and claims that the marriages it engenders last longer and are more contented than normal. It bases its matches between singles on compatibility traits. “This is the…