Fake News for Fake People: (3/3) Posted on February 2, 2017 by Wallace Runnymede — No Comments ↓ This is KIND OF fake news, insofar as it hasn’t actually happened yet. Loudmouthed Boston characters to replace the previously shy & retiring NYC ones? C’mon, people! MAKE IT HAPPEN Here’s a salutary lesson for INTELLIGENT Twitter users… Or not so much, as the case may be. Death of a beautiful career? Not a fake quote, but easily misunderstood until you probe a little deeper. Cartman gets an anal probe? Nah! Ike gets a deeply fastidious one! Sorry about the small writing. I guess that’s the least of our worries. What IS IT with this pretentious idiot? (Sorry, did I mean Ted Haggard or Richard Dawkins?) … PSSSST! Don’t worry if the print on that last one was too small to read. You’re REALLY, REALLY not missing too much.