Santorum is Definitely ‘In It To Win It’

GMA NEW YORK —GlossyNews “We stood up and didn’t back away. We told everyone, ‘We’re In It to Win It,’ and we didn’t back down. Really, we didn’t back down,” former Senator Rick Santorum said. No one was standing next to him as he spoke at this televised pre-announcement press conference to announce his decision to have a presidential campaign kick-off press conference. Read more Santorum is Definitely ‘In It To Win It’

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Clarence Thomas attacked by zombie of Thurgood Marshall

A brutal attack on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Tuesday night has been traced to the zombie of Thurgood Marshall. The attack occurred following a news story revealing a possibly unethical relationship between Justice Thomas and real estate kingpin Harlan Crow. Apparently enraged at Crow’s generous donation to a Thomas-connected charity, a multimillion-dollar purchase and restoration of the cannery where Thomas’ mother was a crab picker in Pin Point, Ga., the decomposed corpse of Marshall clawed its way from the grave, took a crosstown bus from Arlington Cemetery and accosted Thomas outside a D.C. Denny’s restaurant. Read more Clarence Thomas attacked by zombie of Thurgood Marshall

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