Day: August 31, 2010
Steinbrenner Options Satan for Minor Mephistopheles to be Named Later
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: August 31, 2010
HELL (GlossyNews) — Word comes via famed psychic John Edwards, that legendary sports icon George Steinbrenner has not gone ‘gentle into that good night.’ Other sources confirm Edwards’ assertions. The former Yankees owner has discharged Satan from any further managerial…