Paul Ryan Files Lawsuit Against Martha Raddatz

Immediately following the vice-presidential debate on Thursday evening, the Ryan half of the Romney/Ryan ticket filed a law suit against Martha Raddatz.

An agreement had been reached prior to the debate that Congressman Paul Ryan would be referred to as Mister Ryan.

From the very opening of the debate, the alleged non-partisan moderator, continually referred to Congressman Ryan, well, as Congressman Ryan.

RIGHT: Congressman Paul Ryan reacting to a question that requires an actual response. (CLICK PHOTO TO REDUCE IN SIZE)

This was obviously a violation of the predefined agreement and was most likely the reason that Congressman Ryan appeared off kilter in his responses.

Congressman Ryan had this to say after the debate, “You know we trust these folks to be neutral during the debates. It looks like the left wing mega media had it’s way with me tonight. I feel like the bitch of the left once again. I can’t believe that bitch did that to me!. When I read on WND that she was partisan I should have believed it since they are a valid source for information.”

Asked for clarification on what appeared to be comments that were out of context for their candidate spokesman John Pewter directed us to the pre-approved comments that are posted the campaign website.

“During this debate we did not expect to have our candidate tied to the ineffective congress of which he is a member, or any of the failed Obama policies that he voted in favor of. We had hoped for a fair and honest discussion of the issues where we would be able to tell our version of the truth and let the undecided voters believe it. This obvious attack by someone who has closer ties to the Obama administration that we had ever conceived, left our candidate at a loss. We want a do-over, or as uncle Joe would say, a mulligan.”

It is unknown what the campaign hopes to achieve by this law suit, but we find it interesting that when things don’t go their way they call on one of the groups they most hate to clean it up, lawyers!

Author: Mike Kelly

I like finding the humor in politics. Sometimes what you hear isn't that far from the bizarre.

2 thoughts on “Paul Ryan Files Lawsuit Against Martha Raddatz

  1. Actually, according to CNN and other polls, though close, Ryan won the debate. Most thought Crazy Joe’s silly facial expressions were trite, condenscending, and tiresome and hardly reflected a true professionalism during a high profile national debate.

  2. Well it’s just plain unfair that the moderator kept asking pointed questions… and what was with that “so you don’t have a plan” business. Romney got away with murder at his debate, why can’t lyin’ Ryan?

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