The current contenders for the 2012 U.S. presidential election have already stated their positions on a range of key issues such as the economy, taxes, education, immigration, social policy, and national security.
But one obvious question still remains. What are they like in bed?
GlossyNews recently lay down with each of the candidates for some unbridled, no-holds-barred sexual intercourse. Here’s what they had to say.
Sex with Rick Perry
“Oh, God! Oh, Lord Almighty! Sweet Jesus! Hallelujah! I think my gun just went off.”
Sex with Michele Bachmann
“Now come on, honey. You can do it. Just pray away the gay!”
Sex with Mitt Romney
“Would you like to try it strapped to the roof of my car?”
Sex with Ron Paul
“Now, that’s just the craziest thing I’ve ever heard of! This makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever! Does it make any sense to you? Of course not!”
Sex with Rick Santorum
“Who am I? What do you mean, ‘Who am I?’ I’m Rick Santorum, former United States Senator from Pennsylvania and former chairman of the Senate Republican Conference!”
Sex with Herman Cain
“Would you like one with everything?”
Sex with New Gingrich
“My wife doesn’t know I’m here.”
Sex with Barack Obama
“Now, look. I know things are tough. We can do better. We have to do better. And I know that, with your support, we will. Thank you, and God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!”
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A Prague on your house! Nothing personal, it just fits somehow!
Thanks, P.
Wow. You nailed these!