Plan Ahead: Using Your Covid-19 Masks in a Post-Pandemic World

(All versions: N95, surgical, cloth, conical, single/double strapped)

  • Sleeping Mask/ Blindfold
  • Bocce Ball Holder
  • Jock Strap
  • Hamster Hammock
  • Chihuahua Carrier
  • Coin Holder
  • Marble Container
  • Catapult
  • Slingshot
  • G-String
  • Eyepatch
  • Gag for Big Mouths
  • Baby/Elder Drool Bib
  • Portable Spittoon
  • Soup Stock Strainer
  • Half a Bra
  • Tennis Balls Pouch
  • Drip Coffee Filter
  • Cocktail Holder
  • Car Trash Bag
  • Pole Dance Costume
  • Cosplay Apparel
  • Geocaching GPS Protector
  • Hand Puppet
  • Doll Outfit
  • Origami Paper Holder
  • Fish Bait Holder
  • Sewing Kit
  • Graffiti Marker Sack
  • Small Handbag
  • Zumba Sweat Wipe
  • Harmonica & Kazoo Storage
  • Codpiece
  • Bucket List Repository
  • Walk of Shame Emergency Bag
  • Herbivore Feeder
  • Johnny Appleseed Pouch
  • Yarn Barn
  • Uninflated Balloon Animal Zoo
  • Beachcombing Depot
  • Inner Time Capsule Wrapping
  • Halloween Mask
  • Convenience Store Robbery Mask
  • Baby Food Pouch
  • Playing Doctor Tool Sterilization Pouch
  • Small Pillow (Filled and Tied)
  • Makeup Bag
  • Snack Container
  • First Aid Kit
  • Miniature Horse Feeding Pouch

Author: Ken Hogarty

Ken Hogarty was an English teacher and high school principal in another life. Since, he has had short stories, a memoir, news-features and over twenty satires and comedy pieces published. He lives with his wife Sally near Oakland. [415.760-8045] PO Box 84, Canyon, CA. 94516 Kenhogarty@gmail.com

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