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What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

   Published Date: November 9, 2017

Do you think there’ll be any more exciting stuff from the CIA and MIC soon?

Here are a few possible examples. If you want to write, er, leak any of these, email me: wallacerunnymede @ gmail.com (minus the spaces, of course).

My Government, My Saviour

How Graft Thou Art

In Cash Alone

Guide Me, O Thou Mighty Wall Street

Ablaze with Me

And Can I Bomb

Abbas, Fatah! Let me Bleed

There is a Greedy Hillary Far Away

Oh, for a Billion Infernos to Raise

It is Wall Street, it is Wall Street… Makes Me Whole!

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Author: Wallace Runnymede

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