Claiming he felt ‘stuffy and cramped’ GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney smashed open a window aboard a 727 jet aircraft as the plane was flying 500 MPH at 30,000 feet and he was immediately sucked out into space.
“We told him repeatedly that you can’t open a window on an airplane!” said Airline Captain Earl Schuck. I guess he didn’t understand the laws of gravity and pressurization”.
It would appear Romney’s body landed somewhere near New Orleans though its exact location could not be determined. Local residents simply asked “Who’s Romney?” They could not distinguish Romney’s body from the other poverty stricken bodies in the area.
Paul Ryan will be taking over the GOP slot in the race for the presidency and odds-makers are saying his chance of winning is as good as Romney’s.
I never liked Ryan or Romney – or Bush – or Cheny – or Rumsfeld. If they all got sucked out a window I would not grieve.
But what if he did get sucked out the window… would Ryan stand as the candidate? He’d probably do better than Romney at the polls. Romney is in big trouble, and he’s taking Ryan down with him.
I guess we all look the poor when we are dead.