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Mitch McConnell TV Ad Fact-Checked: TRUE


Washington outsider and advocate for change Mitch McConnell took a bold step this year, effectively crowd-sourcing his campaign commercials to the drooling masses.

This inspired strike of utter genius can best be described as “SmarTarded™” in a way Kentuckians may best be remembered. Read the full story

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Romney to Sway Female Voters by Showing Compassion, Penis


Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney today unveiled his new plan to persuade female voters to back his bid for the White House by showing them two things that have thus far remained firmly hidden: his compassionate, caring side and his vintage 1947 sexual organ.

He is hoping this strategy will win over voters who have so far been put off by policies that have been deemed as cold and uncaring, as well as those that will “get their kicks” from seeing photographic evidence of Romney’s “schlong”. Read the full story

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Romney Reaches out to Women Voters… From Behind


PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY REACHES OUT TO WOMEN. Trailing President Obama by more than 16 points among potential women voters, Mitt Romney announced a new and dramatic three-point outreach strategy to increase his appeal to women.

Noting recent research from the University of Virginia strongly indicates that women prefer men with tight, shapely butts, especially in the important 20 to 30 year-old female demographic, Mitt, with Ann’s help, purchased a pair of Armani Buttlicious® jeans, guaranteed to shape and lift the male derriere. Read the full story

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