If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar.
The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again.
The names and the places change, but the content is cloned.
It gets to the point where you can pretty much predict what the ‘new’ news will be about before it even becomes happens.
In fact, one might as well make up his own news- it won’t be that different from the real event! It never stopped our new Glorious Leader! Read the full story