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Sign on Trump’s Lapel Provides Running Tally of his Lies

President Trump’s staff fastened a digital sign to Trump’s lapel whenever Trump has been set to speak to the media, to stop reporters from having to flail about, guessing whether the president is lying. “It started because I got annoyed…

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Backward-Walking Politician has Limited Use of Political Platitudes

Due to a rare neurological disorder, Rupert Farfenoogle can walk only backwards. He can’t face backwards, so he uses a system of rearview mirrors strapped around his upper arms to see where he’s walking. From a young age, Mr. Farfenoogle…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Backward-Walking Politician has Limited Use of Political Platitudes