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Glossy News Soccer, um, FOOTBALL Round-up! (1/2)


The new season has already started over here, so time to take a more politically-conscious eye at the footballing world. Read the full story

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Dissident “MRA” Terrorists Wreak Havoc in Northern Ireland


The age-old conflict between men and women in Northern Ireland has been recently worsened by a scandalous schism in the Men’s Rights Movement (MRM).

The MRM, funnily enough, is made up entirely up of self-styled “Men’s Rights Activists” (MRAs).

And similarly hilariously, the “Men’s Rights Movement” contains no men, but is composed entirely of sexually-frustrated teenage web trolls… Read the full story

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Repentant Paisley’s Heterophobic Hate Campaign


Disclaimer: Earlier version published on TheSpoof.com. I’ve now come round to a more enlightened view of the sensitive matters in question 😉

Given the passing some months ago of Lord Bannside, it’s only fair that I inform you about one of the last interviews conducted with him…

In order to straighten me out set the record straight. Read the full story

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Belfast Residents Finally Break Silence on 12th of July Nick Minaj Insult


Belfast residents have finally made their feelings known (as people up North undoubtedly do best) regarding a little-known sectarian atrocity from the most recent 12th of July…

When a loyalist flute band surrounded a Catholic youth club and started playing Nicki Minaj (!)

An official apology stated:

It was not actually our intention™ to play that there song, but us can appreciate that the young people might’ee thought we did. Our original intention was to play Beyoncé’s “Crazy in Love,” because we wanted to make a good cross-community gesture™; I mean, everybody loves Beyoncé; that’s not a Prod or a Catholic thing, aye? Read the full story

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