Worry not ladies, the medical profession now unanimously accepts that it’s not your fault you no longer have the insatiable libido of a 17-year-old nympho’ and don’t ‘sexperience’ multiple juice-gushing orgasms every time you get yourself off with a rampant rabbit vibrator or freshly-chilled cucumber sheathed in a Black Mamba ribbed condom – or while getting a good doggy-style bonking across the kitchen table from the wetback beaner stud who mows your lawns. Read the full story