Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism.

Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:

Mr Dear Leader, our secret, secret, utterly non-non-non-non-non-non-existent confidential source from the intelligence community says that Communism has somehow managed to (perhaps perfectly unwittingly and inadvertently) end the lives of millions of innocent people. Do you have a comment for us on this important issue!

All of a sudden, lil Kim began to scream: Read more Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

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Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave

North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un has released a propaganda film of himself using a passing high speed train to shave his face. In a government campaign that hopes to encourage Korean citizens to reduce their razor purchases, Jong-Un has advised all his country’s face shavers to donate their razor expenditure to the nuclear programme instead Read more Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave

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