Trump Administration Nutrition Lobbyists: “McDonalds Junk Food” is FAKE NEWS!

The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting against an insidious CNN / mainstream media CONSPIRACY against selfless, altruistic, patriotic restaurant companies.

The three officials in question, representing KFC, McDonalds and Massachusetts Meth Burger, have pointed out that the plague of fake news doesn’t only extend to unjust and ungrounded character attacks against the best President ever, but also represents a ton of malicious bad faith attacks against the various kinds of nutritious food we have all come to know and love so well.

Choice cuts include the following:

FAKE NEWS CONSPIRACY

Have you noticed nobody was even TALKING about the supposed ‘bad health effects’ of McDonalds until the mainstream liberal media started moralizing about it? Well, isn’t that convenient… It’s almost as though these imaginary ‘health risks’ were all just standard issue made-up FAKE NEWS nonsense that the MSM have deliberately concocted in order to make Donald Trump and his close associates look bad! I mean, it would be the first time, would it!

Trump deftly adds:

People are saying stuff!

MASSAGING THE STATS

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Anti-Corporate Propaganda is Real! Here’s the REAL Truth About Hot-Dogs & Chicken Nuggets the Vegan MSM is Hiding!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Haters gonna hate, but they also gonna LIE, flat out, about the wondrous world of junk food!
Have you not had enough of all the horrible anti-corporate propaganda against noble, self-sacrificing enterprises like Starbucks and McDonalds?
Well, here’s your chance to see the REAL truth about the gorgeous junk food the haters are lying about.
Hot dogs are fattening?
FAKE NEWS!
Chicken nuggets are cobbled together from the worst conceivable innards of the chicken?
FAKE NEWS!
The mainstream media would never lie to us about so-called ‘junk food,’ right?!
FAKE NEWS!
Remember to watch these videos, and then share ’em! Don’t let the MSM get away with lying about our junk food!

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Cheez-Its, the Nutritious New Superfood Everyone’s Raving About! (Glossy News Video)

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They’re nutritious and delicious! Never mind what raw food humping organic freegan zealots tell you… Cheez-Its are the real deal! If tomato ketchup is a vegetable, then why can’t Cheez-Its be the edgy new superfood du jour as well???

Watch this exciting Bobby Joe mockumentary, and find out how Cheez-Its done be MADE! T’simple!

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