Posted on 27 May 2016.
1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders.
2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.
3 This is a sort of free democratic spirit that operates outside the convention of democracy that elections decide the government.
4 Democracy will in practice lead to the destruction of a people’s true values.
5 Today’s media, more than ever before, hunts in a pack. In these modes it is like a feral beast, just tearing people and reputations to bits.
6 Let this great man search his own heart and conscience before he accuses anyone of being a warmonger.
7 But believe one thing, if nothing else. I did what I thought was right for our country.
8 Once the whole nation again pursued a great ideal, once it was prepared to stake everything for this ideal, the hour would come when the Lord would declare our trials at an end.
9 I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
10 [Our country]… are special. The world knows it. In our innermost thoughts we know it. This is the greatest nation on earth.
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Posted in War Zone, World News
Posted on 26 March 2016.
I: Hitler had a single-payer healthcare system.
II: Hitler persecuted innocent, well-meaning wealth creators, made them produce his bombs. Socialist welfare advocates want to do the same!
III: Hitler used the decadent liberal media to prop up and promote his evil agenda of Big Medicine and mass murder.
IV: Hitler was a ‘National Socialist.’ The enemies of Our Glorious Nation are ‘Isolationist Socialists.’ See the connection?
V. Just like every damn Democrat who has ever had the grave misfortune of tragically encumbering the earth, and entirely unlike every single Republican in history, Hitler was the sworn foe of all political transparency and accountability. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 06 February 2016.
Ben Carson has recently made another epic Godwin fail. But who has had the dire misfortune of incurring his wrath this time?
Fifa & ISIS.
Episcopalians & ISIS. One is a thuggish gang of jackbooted religious sectarians who want to undermine and destabilize our culture so the whole world can be exactly like them.
The other is a flamboyant gang of well-groomed cloak-swishing effeminates who are having a scandalous impact on the spiritual wellbeing of this world!
Well, I’ll let you all try and guess which is which.
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Posted in Politics, Religionism
Posted on 06 November 2015.
Dr. Ben Carson is catching up in some polls, and leading the pack in others. You may already know he’s a brain surgeon, but did you also know he’s a crazy person?
You don’t have to take it from me, though. Not when you’ve got the molten madness pouring directly out of his cuckoo-spouter.
This isn’t more “gotcha” journalism Republicans like to complain about. Well, I guess it is because it’s as easy and fair as anything which has come up in the debates. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Video News
Posted on 21 October 2015.
The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk.
Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles.
But what is it that drives these cynical, malevolent bastards, the true enemies of all authentic and legitimate satire? Read the full story
Posted in Internets Tubes, Politics